Allo I like to reblog stuff and cry over swim alot. Please excuse my nighblogging.
person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me:nope
person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me:i'm not
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Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?


Answer:

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via allisonargented)

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sherlock-whovian-in-the-impala:

People that leave before the end of a Marvel movies credits

image

(via tevaku)

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via mileystuartlittletwo)

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via cynessie)

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http://cynessie.tumblr.com/post/82980165541/koromons-jaime-reyes-is-perfect-tho-is →

koromons:

Jaime Reyes is perfect tho

  • is Mexican-American
  • puked in the Batcave, and called Bats a “psycho nut-job super villain” in the same day, and is still respected by Batman
  • takes out the garbage for Milagro because she’s scared of the dark
  • buys Milagro Boostle action figures…
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miyajimamizy:

This was my third fanart of JeanMarco from ages ago. -shoots 7 months younger self-

miyajimamizy:

This was my third fanart of JeanMarco from ages ago. -shoots 7 months younger self-

(via marcellelarouge)

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yatosdick:

nobody hates anime more than people who watch anime

(Source: basedsenpaii, via akihitoh)

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9 hours ago

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

(via fairity)

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arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

(via heta-lover)

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asylum-art:

Hua Tunan :Owl Illustration Created with Lively Splatters of Paint

Chinese illustrator, painter, and street artist Chen Yingjie (aka Hua Tunan) creates paintings that are alive with energy. Using a splattering technique, he creates beautiful creatures that radiate with vibrant colors. Night Owl is one of his recent pieces filled with a dynamic power that emanates from the bird’s single golden eye.

(via twofingerswhiskey)

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